- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Roses are red, yup.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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