whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Who wants water? I do.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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