- Anti Joke

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.