- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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