- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

The New York Giants

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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