A cat ran into the road...I hit it

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

A guy walks into a bar

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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