'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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civil rights

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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