- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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