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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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