A guy walks into a bar

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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