- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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