So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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