A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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I will create more jobs for americans

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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