- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

N-E Pats never cheated

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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