Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Knock Knock No solicitors

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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