What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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