Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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