- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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