Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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