- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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