Why do fat people commit suicide

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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