That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Connor is homo

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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