- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A young baby died.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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