- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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