- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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