Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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