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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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