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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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