- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

The adventures of Helen Keller:

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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