Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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