What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Tunechi

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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