What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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civil rights

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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