- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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