What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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