Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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