Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Gus's mom

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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