Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

9/11 my birthday

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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