- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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