What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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