- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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