What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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