- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

binladin walks into the american seals

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

speak now or forever hold your pee

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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