- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why do fat people commit suicide

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Tilt your screen back .

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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