Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Robin, get in the car, please.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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