- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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