Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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