- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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