- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

One, two, three, four and five

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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