Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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