What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Maths.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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