- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What is older than history?

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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