What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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