- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Okay.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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