five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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