OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Golf.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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smell the vitamin C

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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