- Anti Joke

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A paraplegic walks into a bar.