why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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