- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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