- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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