- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

These Jokes suck.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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