How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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