A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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I'm rick james bitch

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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