What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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