I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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