- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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