Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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