- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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