- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

cory is gay

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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