How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

thumb_up thumb_down +16

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

thumb_up thumb_down +16

That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

thumb_up thumb_down +14

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the old man die? He was old.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops