- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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