Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

penis. nuff said.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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