the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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