caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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