a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Gay republicans

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

13 =B you just learned something

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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