You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...