Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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