Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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