- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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I put my baby in a microwave.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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