What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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