- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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