your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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