- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

how do you call someone? use a phone

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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