The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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69

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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