roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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