- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did the chicken cross the road...

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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