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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Small Penis.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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