Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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