Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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