- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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