Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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