- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

White NBA players.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A Chinese man fails a math test

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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