why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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pudding

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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