- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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