- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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