- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

I'm tired.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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