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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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