Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Japan

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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