Go away still nothing to see

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Women outside of the kitchen.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

whats hairy and crys your mom

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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