- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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