What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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