- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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