- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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