- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

who is not good looking? mon morello

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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