- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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