- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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