- Anti Joke

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Hello

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.