Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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