- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Jack Stevens

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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