- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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