- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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