Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Anti Joke

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