A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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quantum physics?

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Donald Trump

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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