What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Anti Joke

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