What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Knock Knock.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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