- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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