- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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