How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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