- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

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