what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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