Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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