- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Women's rights

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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