What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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