- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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