Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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womens rights

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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