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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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