why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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