What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Yellow People !!

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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