- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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