what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What comes after 69? 70

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A mormon walks into a bar.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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