- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

you will like this because i am black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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