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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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