- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What is life? Paul.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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