Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Anti Joke

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