- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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