- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Knock knock knock OCD

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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