- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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womens rights.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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