- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Whats 1+1? window!

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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