What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

How old are you? 7

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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