- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

roses are red poo is poo

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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