Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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woman's rights

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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