- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A miserable man committed suicide.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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