What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What long black and tasty? Licorice

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What's the difference between a lamp?

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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