- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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