What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Cripples are lame.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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