How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Men's rights

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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