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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Yellow People !!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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