What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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guess what? bannanas

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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