what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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