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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

God is real.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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