- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

A blind man walks into a library.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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