Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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