- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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