- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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